I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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