Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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