I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
please come you make the beer taste better
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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