I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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