yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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