We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
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I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
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I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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