Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
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We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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