I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
ttyl tear gas
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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