My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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