the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
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He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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