Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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