I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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