my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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