I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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it's like iHOP with fire
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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