They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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