Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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