So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
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i need to put some appletini on your dick
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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