You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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