look no pants
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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