Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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