Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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