sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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