Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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