Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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