so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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