ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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