The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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