I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
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i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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