you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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