Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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