why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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