he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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