i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
NoShamevember. You game?
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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