are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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