Me too!
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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