let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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