i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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