don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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