come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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