But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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