Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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