we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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