She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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