Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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