she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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