Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
be right there i have to get my cape
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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