another moral hangover. fuck.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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