So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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