Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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