just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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